Sunday, November 19, 2006

In America!

My Comrades, I have survived the evil that is comercial airlines. If these airplanes were run by dear leader, it would not have take 20 hours to get to America!

I land in Los Angelas California Airport, they call it "lacks", which it most certainly does when compare with Dear Leader's airports! I was to take a flight with delta to Atlanta Airport, but the flight was delay. Dear Leader told me of this 'delay', that he is an American governer person. Obviously a man of the evil anti-semite bushist devil regime! He has such power over the airplanes that he can make them take longer! He marked my flight, and I went to their internet cafes to inform you of this, but they make my airplane take off too soon! I almost miss my flight to Atlanta Airport!

I get to Atlanta, it is very big! Unfortunately I get lost and miss my flight to Daytona Beach Florida Airport! These Americans build airports to make Koreans lost easily! I talk to lady at counter about missed flight, but she not want to help me. She wore pok-a-mon on shirt, obviously she was a pro-jap demoness! I shout at her to get me flight, but they put me in a room in the airport. Again with more questioning, but I don't break under their pressure! I only tell them that I am Korean student studying electrics in America.

I was let go finally, but had to buy a ticket for a flight to Daytona Beach Florida Airport. I finally got there and was met by my room mate. His name is Bill Smyrna, who is from Daytona Beach Florida. He drive a big truck and seems to be a American genocidal bushist nazi devil. However, he act nice to me, I feel it may be a trick to make me feel to trust him. I must be careful. I will let know more of him later. He is taking me to family in Georgia for American Thanksgiving, I will report of that more!

1 comment:

D. A. Shaw said...

hero - this is by far your worst character