Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Free Agent of the DPRK

Hello, Comrades! Please assist me on my mission! Dear Leader, the Glorious and most Benevolent, Greatest and Best Looking Most Greatest Generalismo In All Humankind History Kim Jong-Il is sending me, a mere humble servent of his great will to the land of devil George Bush, America. I do not reveal my name for fear that Bush Devil will find me and my mission will fail. Dear Leader has instructed me to write only in English so to practice when I begin my mission in America. I am to be a student at a school in the city Daytona Beach Florida. I will be going to Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. I will pretend to be a student while I observe, study, and report back the nature of the culture of the Bush Devil people. Give me your wishes, and luck, my mission starts soon!

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