In America!

My Comrades, I have survived the evil that is comercial airlines. If these airplanes were run by dear leader, it would not have take 20 hours to get to America!

I land in Los Angelas California Airport, they call it "lacks", which it most certainly does when compare with Dear Leader's airports! I was to take a flight with delta to Atlanta Airport, but the flight was delay. Dear Leader told me of this 'delay', that he is an American governer person. Obviously a man of the evil anti-semite bushist devil regime! He has such power over the airplanes that he can make them take longer! He marked my flight, and I went to their internet cafes to inform you of this, but they make my airplane take off too soon! I almost miss my flight to Atlanta Airport!

I get to Atlanta, it is very big! Unfortunately I get lost and miss my flight to Daytona Beach Florida Airport! These Americans build airports to make Koreans lost easily! I talk to lady at counter about missed flight, but she not want to help me. She wore pok-a-mon on shirt, obviously she was a pro-jap demoness! I shout at her to get me flight, but they put me in a room in the airport. Again with more questioning, but I don't break under their pressure! I only tell them that I am Korean student studying electrics in America.

I was let go finally, but had to buy a ticket for a flight to Daytona Beach Florida Airport. I finally got there and was met by my room mate. His name is Bill Smyrna, who is from Daytona Beach Florida. He drive a big truck and seems to be a American genocidal bushist nazi devil. However, he act nice to me, I feel it may be a trick to make me feel to trust him. I must be careful. I will let know more of him later. He is taking me to family in Georgia for American Thanksgiving, I will report of that more!

Evil Japs Try to Hurt My Mission!

Commrades! I am at the International Airport of Tokyo! I am barely out of my homelands and already the Japs try to desicrate what little I have!

The Dear Leader has given me a lap top (its name is Osborne 1) computer to use for communications! However, upon arival, they tell me that I cannot have Dear Leader's laptop. They say that it is too big, but I know they really wish to destroy it, they are jealous that I have such a gift! I called them the Bush Devil Demons that they were, and run from them! But they push me to the ground painfully! They break my gift from the Dear Leader! They truely are evil!

I shouted at them and try to fight back, but they put me in a room. They try to interrogate me, but I do not phase in any pressure! They realize that I am better then they, and let me go. I triumphantly return to where I am suppose to go for my flight.

Now at this moment, I use their tools of Internet Cafe against them, so I may inform the follower of Dear Leader about this most evil actions against me! I must go now, for my airplane will leave soon!

Also, I have placed a link to Commrade Banner of Songun's website on mine. Please support him!

Free Agent of the DPRK

Hello, Comrades! Please assist me on my mission! Dear Leader, the Glorious and most Benevolent, Greatest and Best Looking Most Greatest Generalismo In All Humankind History Kim Jong-Il is sending me, a mere humble servent of his great will to the land of devil George Bush, America. I do not reveal my name for fear that Bush Devil will find me and my mission will fail. Dear Leader has instructed me to write only in English so to practice when I begin my mission in America. I am to be a student at a school in the city Daytona Beach Florida. I will be going to Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. I will pretend to be a student while I observe, study, and report back the nature of the culture of the Bush Devil people. Give me your wishes, and luck, my mission starts soon!