Commrades! I am at the International Airport of Tokyo! I am barely out of my homelands and already the Japs try to desicrate what little I have!
The Dear Leader has given me a lap top (its name is Osborne 1) computer to use for communications! However, upon arival, they tell me that I cannot have Dear Leader's laptop. They say that it is too big, but I know they really wish to destroy it, they are jealous that I have such a gift! I called them the Bush Devil Demons that they were, and run from them! But they push me to the ground painfully! They break my gift from the Dear Leader! They truely are evil!
I shouted at them and try to fight back, but they put me in a room. They try to interrogate me, but I do not phase in any pressure! They realize that I am better then they, and let me go. I triumphantly return to where I am suppose to go for my flight.
Now at this moment, I use their tools of Internet Cafe against them, so I may inform the follower of Dear Leader about this most evil actions against me! I must go now, for my airplane will leave soon!
Also, I have placed a link to Commrade Banner of Songun's website on mine. Please support him!
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